Well I Never Thought Youd Show Your Face Around Here Again You Old Bastard
'Swish Christmas' Quotes Page 1 of seven
Show episode synopsis
711. Classy Christmas
Aired December 9, 2010
Michael scraps the planned Christmas party in favor of a Classy Christmas when he learns that Holly Flax is returning to Scranton. Michael's hopes are dashed when Holly arrives in and is yet seeing someone. Meanwhile, Jim lives to regret throwing the first snowball at Dwight.
Quote from Stanley
Stanley: Then practice they bring in food, or practise you lot get to go out?
Toby: No, they bring it in.
Stanley: You lot lucky son of a bitch.
[aside to photographic camera:]
Stanley: I take been trying to become on jury duty every unmarried year since I was xviii years old. To get to go sit down in an air-conditioned room downtown, judging people while my dejeuner is paid for... That is the life.
Quote from Dwight M. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: In the end, the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at all. It's fear. Merry Christmas.
Quote from Kelly
Holly: Okay, listen, I'm gonna tell him that if he doesn't suggest past the cease of this year, we're over.
Pam: Wow, an ultimatum.
Holly: Yep.
Pam: It doesn't really seem like you.
Kelly: That is a not bad thought. Ultimatums are fundamental. Basically, nobody does anything for me anymore unless I threaten to kill myself.
Quote from Holly
Holly: [every bit Clint Eastwood] Well, well, well, if it isn't Michael Scott. Y'all onetime bounder.
Michael Scott: [imitating her] Well, I never thought I'd come across your confront around these parts, you old bastard.
Holly: Well I did prove my confront around these parts, yous old bastard.
Michael Scott: [equally Curly] Why, yous're some sorta wise guy, huh?
Holly: [as Curly] I most certainly am.
Michael Scott: Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!
Holly: Ungh!
Michael Scott: [as Homer] D'oh!
Holly: [equally Marge] Oh, Homey.
Quote from Darryl
Darryl: I feel proficient today. My little girl, Jada, it's my plow to have her for Christmas this twelvemonth. Two years agone, I had her and we had the best time. I Tivo'd her favorite shows, some things I've never heard of. iCarly... You know who's funny on that evidence? The friend with the video camera. He'southward got a prissy way of talking.
Quote from Dwight Chiliad. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: I take no feeling in my fingers or penis. But I remember it was worth it.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight G. Schrute: Yes, I take a wig for every unmarried person in the role. Yous never know when your gonna need to bear a passing resemblance to someone.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Oh, and you have a Woody. Bah! [the both chuckle] Oh, I dear toy...
Holly: AJ gave me that.
Michael Scott: Well, that's understandable. However raw. Woody your favorite graphic symbol?
Holly: Mm-hmm.
Michael Scott: Yous know who my favorite graphic symbol in Toy Story is? Andy's mom.
Holly: Why?
Michael Scott: Because without Andy's mom, in that location's no plot. And without any plot, in that location is no pic.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Man, I worked hard. I worked so difficult for this! I was afterward corporate constantly. I emailed Jo. I wrote letters. And, know who I end up attributable this to is the Scranton Strangler. Thank you. Thank you, Scranton Strangler. I honey you! You lot just took one more than person's breath away.
Quote from Toby
Phyllis: What'south the example, Toby?
Toby: Well, I really can't talk virtually it, but it'southward a very loftier profile case.
Andy: Is it criminal?
Toby: Aye.
Andy: Have nosotros heard of it?
Toby: I don't know.
Dwight Yard. Schrute: Is it the middle school teacher who tried to turn her foreign substitution student into a sex activity slave?
Toby: Come on.
Meredith: Was it the post role guy who rubbed his penis all over the mail service?
Toby: Guys, it'due south a really big bargain.
Ryan: He'due south rubbing his neck. He's rubbing his cervix!
Kelly: He'southward rubbing his neck.
Ryan: He's rubbing his cervix.
Andy: Oh, Scranton Strangler!
Toby: I tin can neither confirm nor deny this. Permit'southward just say I'll be up to my neck in jury duty.
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